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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5874 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 9540 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)