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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8050 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 283 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)