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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5104 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)