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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9858 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Crops Grown: | 5939 | Emeralds Found: | 7755 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a trade war but u dont wanna actually, like, leave ur house? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can pretend to be a part of a trade war between canada and mexico, all while building ur own empire in minecraft!
imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)
