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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1316 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)