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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8673 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!