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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7844 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 4332 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!