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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8767 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!