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Players:	102/900	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Towns Built:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ores Mined:	1128	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Animals Bred:	106
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5430	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3889
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	279
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimension Hops:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Votes:	3162
Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	189
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1855
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1490	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150