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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	234623	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1382	Magic Items Found:	3639
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2258	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	722	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crops Grown:	8073	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	54771	Orbs of Power Found:	7

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3707
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Towns Built:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1171
Void Armor Forged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319

DarkCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

darksoul.fun

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000