Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

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Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Votes:	5895	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

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Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

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Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	120	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2995
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

herobrine.org

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Emeralds Found:	9531	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

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SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9468
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

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Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

play.redandco.fr

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	138	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

play.llredux.xyz

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

mistylands.net

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

rededark.com

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

play.freedompath.fr

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	200778
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

play.venture-mc.com

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

play.thesquadmc.net

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	84	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	837	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

play.ottercraft.net

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

mc.cubedcraft.com

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mines Excavated:	2911	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

thelastblockbender.factions.ws