Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	New Chunks Explored:	976291
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
New Chunks Explored:	238506	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Farms Harvested:	852	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8672

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	245	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Dragon Eggs Found:	6340	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2646	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Villages Defended:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	298	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	874
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	75
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3544	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

play.rambomc.nl

Saltwater Scourge

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

play.saltwaterscourge.com

MineCrack World

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Survival Minecraft server with Grief Protection, Claims, RTP, Set Homes, and No economy.

We aim to provide the best Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities. Our goal is to do one thing and do it well, we have no plans on expanding into other Minecraft game types.

Other Information We have a Community Discord server here – https://discord.gg/mx7PVWPG Follow us on twitter here – Coming soon.. Public Website – Coming soon.. Server is Sponsored by Apex Hosting -https://apexminecrafthosting.com/

minecrack.apexmc.co

Bridge Practice

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Practice The Bridge using various different techniques – Wing Practice, Prebow Practice, Bypass Practice, and Bot 1v1 Practice, where you can duel an AI in The Bridge! The server is custom coded to help improve your bridge skills from a rookie to a godlike. Have questions, need support, or think of a suggestion? Join our Discord by typing /discord once you get into the game.

bridgepractice.net