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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	106	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	846	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	215
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6395	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	4038	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	4457	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	193
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Potions Brewed:	118
Towns Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1241	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	739	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br