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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crops Grown:	9309
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Votes:	6988
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ores Mined:	5607	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	253
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Potions Brewed:	177	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Love Letters Sent:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6117	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6466	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Void Armor Forged:	18	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mines Excavated:	2772
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	8529
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	330	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	66	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	4377

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2462	Animals Bred:	64

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com