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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crops Grown:	4724
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

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Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ores Mined:	4126
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Emeralds Found:	6644	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchantments Applied:	127	Magic Items Found:	6958
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com