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Players:	103/100	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2476
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Potions Brewed:	178

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MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	125	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Void Armor Forged:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

AcentraMC is a rising Minecraft Network, which offers an enjoyable experience for its fellow community. Join us to try our amazing gamemodes!Gamemodes: – Annhilation – Ranked Bedwars – Practice – Prison – Creative – Skyblock & more…

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Emeralds Found:	8551	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2670	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	8343	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Enchantments Applied:	138
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5063	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Towns Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8053
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	7863	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it