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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

New Minecraft Servers

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Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	3285	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Zombie Dances:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Villages Defended:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5737
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	677027	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7109
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	8476
Zombie Dances:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4250	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8575	Living Statues Befriended:	3

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Chimeras Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	362	Villages Defended:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Villages Defended:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6396	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Towns Built:	2

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz