Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	544	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	2923	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Love Letters Sent:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4831
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dimension Hops:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

CraftyBibi’sJailbreakFun

arrest fears, Auschwitz event, CraftyBibisJailbreakFun, Netanyahu, Report

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where even Netanyahu is scared to attend our events because he thinks he’ll get arrested! we have so much chaos and craziness that even world leaders are shaking in their boots! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything can happen, including unexpected arrests and wild adventures. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creeper’s Crematorium: Digging Up Trouble

body disposal, burial, burial process, Cold cases, CREEPERS, cremation, cremation process, cremation vs burial, Crematorium, crime scene analysis., crime scene investigation, criminal evidence, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, death investigation., Digging, exhumation, forensic anthropology, forensic pathology, forensic science, forensic technology, homicide cases, Trouble, unsolved homicides

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	140	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we dig up bodies and solve murders like a bunch of detective zombies. we got ghosts haunting our pixelated streets and skeletons dancing in the moonlight. come for the murder mysteries, stay for the haunted houses. who needs burial when you can respawn in our spooky server? come on, you know you wanna dig up some trouble with us.

Nano Carbon Football Field

Breakthrough, carbon, carbon capture, carbon dioxide capture, carbon engineering, carbon research, carbon storage, carbon technology, energy breakthrough, energy storage, energy technology, Engineered, field, football, football field, high surface area, material, material engineering, Nano, nanoporous carbon, nanoporous material, researchers, surface area, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crops Grown:	4055	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! our world is like a football field packed into a teaspoon, with crazy cool stuff happening everywhere!

our researchers have engineered the most insane nanoporous carbon you’ve ever seen, it’s like the holy grail of minecraft materials! use it for carbon-dioxide capture, energy storage, or just to build the most epic base ever!

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community around, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

What is the IP for CouRage Gaming Minecraft Server?

courage, Gaming, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

CouRage Gaming is a popular content creator and gamer known for his energetic personality and entertaining commentary. He has gained a large following on platforms such as Twitch and YouTube for his gameplay videos, streams, and collaborations with other creators. CouRage Gaming is also a former professional Call of Duty player, bringing a high level of skill to his content. He continues to grow his brand and engage with fans through his engaging and humorous content.

Invictus

active player base., Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, discord community, hard difficulty, Invictus, java edition, Latest Version, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, public server, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map, World Resets

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is invictus.r2f.co
What is the Bedrock port?	The Bedrock port is 25591
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months
Do I need to join the Discord before playing?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online

S O U L – Minecraft Server

80`s gaming, 90s gaming, classic gaming, couldnt, Fags, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming memories, Minecraft, Never, Nostalgia, old school, retro gaming, retro vibes, Retroarch, Server, Soul, Soulful, Throwback, vintage gaming, vintage vibes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Votes:	6307
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Yo, broskis, if you’re tired of those retroarch fags and their lame servers, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Steve himself would be jealous. We’ve got crazy builds, insane mods, and a community that’s more hype than a creeper about to explode. So ditch those retroarch losers and come join the party, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares, amirite?). Let’s get crafting, baby!

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