CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Communication, dieting, Edition, emotional eating, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, meal planning, nutrition, portion control, relationship advice, self esteem, Support, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

boundary violation, confronting a family member, confronting abuse, dad’s medication, family conflict, Family issues, father daughter relationship, flushed down the toilet, harmful behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, medication disposal, Minecraft, personal safety, prescription drugs, preventing abuse, protecting oneself, Safety Measures, Server, setting boundaries, sexual abuse, TOILET, uncomfortable situation, viagra, ViagraFree

Are you tired of dealing with creepy dads and their questionable medications? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about Viagra-fueled shenanigans again! Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle and are ready to support you through this difficult time. So come on, join us and leave those awkward family dynamics behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6611	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BandDadBeGone

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Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

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hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pi Plays Pokémon

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

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Server Name	Ducking SMP
Theme	Ducks
Server Type	Minecraft
Version	1.21.1
Discord	Join our Discord
Subreddit	Visit our Subreddit

Overview:

Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

Why Join Us?

Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
Active Staff: Always here to help.
18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

What do I need to start playing on the server?

Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

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Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6515	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

biggest lesson, Experience, growth mindset., learning, LessonsFromSMP, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life wisdom, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, self-reflection journey, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8705
Zombie Dances:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	451772
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Void Armor Forged:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, Big dick boys, Chat, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, internet, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying forum, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Thread, sexual content, smp, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ores Mined:	9321	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!