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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Ores Mined: 2647 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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