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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Mines Excavated: 4091
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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