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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2818 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
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