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Players: 108/400 Votes: 5051
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Astral Projections Made: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to eat your virtual cakes without permission! Just like OP’s family, we understand the importance of respecting cake boundaries. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some cake drama (but don’t worry, we’ll ask before taking a bite)! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual cake wars on our server? So come on, join us and let’s build a cake empire together – just make sure to guard your cakes with your virtual life!

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  • TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

    TastyTexture Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 332
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

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    Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

    And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4705
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18

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    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 1940
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

    GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6862
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8893 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

    our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • RusticMC

    RusticMC
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8602
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 12

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    RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

    The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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  • Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

    Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6201
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6395 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

    We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

    Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

    It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

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  • DepositDrama Minecraft Server

    DepositDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 3305
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Votes: 2905 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Animals Bred: 161 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Alien Abductions: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

    Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9391
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Chimeras Created: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

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    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 9957
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4607
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 918
    Animals Bred: 144 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Votes: 1167
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

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    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3489
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Emeralds Found: 6623 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

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    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3675
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magic Items Found: 2676 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Votes: 7916
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 6179
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7659
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Gods Slained: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2

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    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2298
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Emeralds Found: 810 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 7707 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 436
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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