Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Emeralds Found: 869
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Potions Brewed: 196
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9395 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 149 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 65 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Gods Slained: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5728
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Towns Built: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 152 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MenacePixelmon

    MenacePixelmon

    Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

    Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net  Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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