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Mystic Crafters 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anal, booty call, booty call number, Casual Sex, Crafters, discreet encounters, dumb bitch, Flirty messages, hookup, insta, instagram, messages for dick, mystic, naughty messages, naughty texts, no response, no strings attached, phone number, sexting, sexting partner, tatsl007

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	289
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers twerk!

We have more diamonds than your ex has issues, and our villagers are more gossip-worthy than Karen from accounting.

Forget about building boring dirt huts, on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of cake!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Cute Forgiveness 1.20.3

1.20.3, adorable, cute, cute apology, cute forgiveness, cute forgiveness long tail tag, cute forgiveness phrase, cute forgiveness quote, cute forgiveness saying, cute forgiveness tag, cute mistake, forgiveness, forgiveness for being cute, forgiveness for cuteness, forgiveness is key, forgiveness tag, forgiving, forgiving cuteness, letting go, moving on

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, not because it’s lit or anything, but because the admin forgives people just because they’re cute. Like, how crazy is that? Imagine getting banned for griefing, but then the admin sees your skin and is like “aww, it’s okay, you can come back.” It’s like a virtual forgiveness based on looks, I can’t even deal with how absurdly awesome that is. So come join us and let your cuteness save you from the ban hammer, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Uncle’s Exclusive MC Server

absent father, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, exclusive, Fairness, family bonding, family dynamics, family trips, half brothers, Jealousy, Nascar, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, teenage emotions, trip, uncle, uncles

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of feeling left out like this poor Minecraft player? Join our server and never worry about being excluded again! Our community is all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome. Plus, we have epic Nascar races in-game that you can participate in with your new virtual family. Say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world of fun and acceptance! Join now and never miss out on the action again!

ExTalksOnly: No AITA!

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DATING, ex, ExTalksOnly, feelings, friendship, Honesty, Jealousy, misunderstandings, Obsession, Pictures, rekindling, relationships, scandal, Secrets, Trust, Warning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4190	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are as fragile as glass blocks! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unpredictable twists and turns.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of trying to rekindle a friendship with someone who acts too cool for you at parties? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through awkward encounters and bitter conversations just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to be caught in the middle of a love triangle that involves scandalous pictures, ex-boyfriends, and friends who are weirdly flirty with each other. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

Join us now and witness the chaos unfold as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is served hotter than a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. See you on the server, where the drama never stops!

Trump’s TNT Emporium

airstrikes, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Emporium, foreign policy, heavy bombs, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Politics, SECURITY, shipment, Tnt, trump, Trumps, united states, War, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we drop bombs like trump dropping his mixtape. we got explosions bigger than israel receiving a shipment of heavy bombs, it’s lit fam. join now or miss out on the biggest boom boom party in minecraft history. let’s blow sh*t up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

biology, Competition, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, intercourse, Jealousy, male psychology, mate guarding, mating strategies, Men, partner, perceived competition, reproductive success, Rivalry, sexual selection, social behavior, Sperm, sperm competition, sperm concentration, Unconscious, Wars

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	592	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

WiryCraft server minecraft

41742, Active Administration, banner, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, History, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, questions, RPG, Server, Sleeping, Survival, WiryCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	233	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

PVP/PVE server with its sleeping and history. Active administration will always answer your questions

WiryCraft.aternos.me

Eternal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ded, ETERNAL, GORET, Goret has passed away, Goret is dead, Goret is deceased, Goret’s absence, Goret’s death, Goret’s demise, Goret’s departure, Goret’s end, Goret’s eternal rest, Goret’s farewell, Goret’s final moments, Goret’s loss, Goret’s memory, Goret’s passing, is.., Mourning Goret, Realm, RIP Goret

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5144	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.

Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.

GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!

Allowed, body image issues, body positivity, Boundaries, Boys, Communication Issues, feeling exposed, feeling uncomfortable, friendship drama, Girlcraft, girls night out, group dynamics, leaving a social event, leaving a toxic situation, peer pressure, self esteem, self-care, size discrimination, social dynamics, standing up for yourself, toxic friendships, uncomfortable seating

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1784
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!

Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Ores Mined:	1001	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5580	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ores Mined:	763	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Farms Harvested:	663