Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyLifeChanger

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Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	405	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

6.6bil, Brussels, Budget, Bypass.., controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EURO, European Commission, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Hungary, international relations, legislation, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, Ukraine, veto, VetoBypassCraft

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

addiction, Behavior, cognitive processes, coping mechanisms, craving, desire, desire thinking, Distress, emotional regulation, extended thinking styles, internet use, mental health, Mental well-being, mindcraft, Network, Online platforms, problematic social network site use, psychological distress, research, rumination, social media, stress, Technology, worry

So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	479606

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!