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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Crops Grown: 4154
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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