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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 999 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 7282 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5395 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!