BurpCraftFartLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	7360
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7096
Votes:	5900	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3971
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	2151
New Chunks Explored:	576700	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	228	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4337	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ores Mined:	7693
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	667
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchantments Applied:	145	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1916	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

Players:	98/400	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Potions Brewed:	85	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5