BurkinaFaso600 – Double the Fun!

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come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting massacred is creepers and zombies! we have so many players that the death toll is higher than in Burkina Faso! French security assessment says we have double the fun and double the chaos! join now and be part of the madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pickaxes! so grab your sword and get ready to slay some pixels!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ores Mined:	7476	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crops Grown:	5269	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Farms Harvested:	969
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Emeralds Found:	5603
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ores Mined:	3828	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crops Grown:	9491	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	241
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!