Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 533 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we bully is creepers and the only grooming we do is grooming our pet wolves! This server is perfect for those who have experienced bad parenting in real life but want to escape to a world where the only rule is to have fun and build epic structures.
Join us as we wait for a miracle to happen in the form of finding diamonds in the most unexpected places. Our community is filled with references to classic anime, movies, and cartoons, but don’t worry, we’ve taken it to the next level by creating our own hilarious inside jokes and memes.
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where schoolgirls have the power to take down dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination, then come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
