Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Emeralds Found: 5132 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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