Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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