Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7860
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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