Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
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