Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6838
Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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