Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Farms Harvested: 268 Animals Bred: 79
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
Void Armor Forged: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

    Kraicraft: Drone Demolition
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Taste Bud Adventures

    Taste Bud Adventures
    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

    Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

    So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Calorie Cut Craft

    Calorie Cut Craft
    so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

    Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!
    Server Name Enival
    Server Type Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
    Launch Date Few weeks ago

    Overview:

    Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

    FAQ:

    What is Enival?

    Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

    What features does Enival offer?

    • Proximity chat for an immersive experience
    • A small, chill community to hang out with
    • Voting and suggestion system for server changes
    • Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
    • Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
    • No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

    How can I join Enival?

    To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

    Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 86
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Bet On Minecraft SMP

    Bet On Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

    Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

    Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

    Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • EvilCraftersUnite

    EvilCraftersUnite
    Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

    Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyCorruptionEU

    CraftyCorruptionEU
    join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88 Dragon Scales Harvested: 177

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Butt Plug City

    Butt Plug City
    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Gods Slained: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
    Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
    World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
    Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
    Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
    Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
    Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

    A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

    Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

    A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

    Q: What is the Origins Mod?

    A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

    A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 774
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7297 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

    Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • LostCraft Minecraft Server

    LostCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HurricaneMiltonEscape

    HurricaneMiltonEscape
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

    Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

    Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 478 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GameNostalgiaCraft

    GameNostalgiaCraft
    Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Crops Grown: 7055
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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