Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Falling into the Void: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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