Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 4209 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Gods Slained: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Dimension Hops: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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