Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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