Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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