Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 New Chunks Explored: 14638
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 117
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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