Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Void Gems Collected: 25 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

    ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport
    come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

    we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

    imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

    PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

    PumpKraft Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Features:

    tpa
    homes
    quests
    toggleable PvP
    time ranks
    staff online 24/7
    regular custom events

    If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

    Server Information:

    Modpack Server IP
    Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 pr2.pumpkraft.net
    Medieval MC v28.5 mmc4.pumpkraft.net

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

    Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

    A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • /r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

    /r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous
    Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

    Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

    DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

    Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

    Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

    And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

    WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP
    A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Alien Abductions: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 172 Epic Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FriYAY Craft!

    FriYAY Craft!
    Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Potions Brewed: 26 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HagueCraft Minecraft Server

    HagueCraft Minecraft Server
    yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Villages Defended: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Whispering Pines

    Whispering Pines

    Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 82 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

    Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!
    Welcome to Starlight SMP!
    Server Type Modded 1.20.1 Survival
    Features
    Supported Edition Cracked and Premium Java Edition
    Discord [​discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
    Website [​starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

    FAQs

    1. What is Starlight SMP?

    Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

    3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

    Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

    4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

    Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

    No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

    Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

    7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

    Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

    8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

    Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Dimension Hops: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

    Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party

    Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves – good luck getting to it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Maya, a wrestling superstar who moonlights as a Minecraft pro. To celebrate her 10th anniversary in the ring, we’re hosting a Maya look-alike contest – the winner gets to challenge Maya herself to a wrestling match in-game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, treasure, and maybe even a little bit of wrestling madness. See you in-game, fellow crafters!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 145
    Animals Bred: 185 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HubbyDramaGoneViral

    HubbyDramaGoneViral
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in a small town! Join us and experience the thrill of venting to your friends about your husband threatening to move out over money issues. Cry ugly tears and let it all out, because that’s what friends are for, right? But beware, sharing your personal drama may lead to your husband banning you from visiting your friends’ virtual houses. Will you choose loyalty to your spouse or juicy gossip with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and find out! Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP

    PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can be a Pokemon character for the day! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can be Pikachu, Charizard, or even Jigglypuff!

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From battling giant creepers to rescuing villagers from zombie invasions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your inner Pokemon trainer shine!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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