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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3404 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!