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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1216 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 124 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!