Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
Meteorites Collected: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

    Doll Asshole Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

    ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

    CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

    Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRegretMC

    NoRegretMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

    On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

    FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!
    Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 219 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WishCraft Realms

    WishCraft Realms
    Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyNet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNet Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • No AI, Just Play!

    No AI, Just Play!
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Lokai PVP Network

    Lokai PVP Network

    A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

    Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drop Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

    Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

    But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyCarbCrusaders

    CraftyCarbCrusaders
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

    Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

    Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Magic Items Found: 5157
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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