Brown Dust 2 LOLz – #96 | #1 MC Server List

Blocky Hospital LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Biden’s America? Look no further! Our server is enriched by Diversity & Inclusion, just like Johnny Wactor in Weimerica. Join us and experience the thrill of building alongside great human beings like Johnny’s mother. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Fox News headline one day! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wwe

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2496	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

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Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

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Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PushyButtonCraft

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magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

Accuracy, collide, Debunked, facts, factually sound, film, Fun, INFORMATION, Investigate, Journalism, Kino, KinoCraft, media literacy, Movie, Myths, Reliable, research, snopes approved, SnopesApproved, trustworthy, Truth, Urban Legends, verify

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

Barbies, bewildering, bizarre circumstances, confusion, conundrum, Disappearance, disbelief, eerie, Enigma, Happened, her.., investigation, missing person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, Revenge, shock, strange occurrences, unanswered questions, unsolved, what the fuck, zombie

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	392582	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

#my hero academia, Academia, army of niggers, big titted, Bitch, Choice, cuck, deku, dick, fat assed, fucked, Hero, long trail tags, Minecraft, tags, Thirsty, Villain, Watching

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	240

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty C*nt Interviews

advice, anxiety, cnt, Confidence, Crafty, Help, Interview Tips, interviews, job interview advice, job interview anxiety, job interview confidence, job interview help, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, job interview stress, job interview techniques, job interview tips, job interviews, Job Search, Nervous, panic attack, Preparation, stress

Are you tired of boring job interviews in your mundane life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, job interviews are a whole new level of crazy! Picture this: you walk into the interview room and instead of a boring old HR manager, you are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a suit. And instead of answering typical interview questions, you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen to prove your worth. Trust us, once you survive this insane job interview, you’ll be ready for anything life throws at you! Join our server now for a job interview experience like no other. Good luck, bros!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Creepers Club

#file size, #longtime friend, #nude videos, #throwaway discord, #video conversion, Anonymity, bonus points, club, Crafty, CREEPERS, Disclosure, friendship, Lazy, mad, Masturbation, middle school, Missed, privacy, red, sharing, storytelling, Thread, webm

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LOLcraft – Dokibird Central

#BlondeThief, #DetectivePomu, #DriftAwayCover, #FinalHeistMV, #FlyHigh, #HeartofGold, #JoyfulLaughter, #LastCupofCoffee, #MysteryGame, #OPSauce, #SelenTatsukiArchives, #SillyEdition, #TwitchChannel, #VODChannel, central, Dokibird, LolCraft, onlineshop, originalsong, SelenTatsuki, twitter, Youtubechannel

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with crazy antics and silly shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. 2. We have a dedicated Youtube channel where you can watch all the wacky adventures unfold in real-time. 3. Want to catch the action live? Check out our Twitch channel for some live streams that will leave you in stitches. 4. Can’t get enough of the madness? We have a VOD channel where you can rewatch all the chaos whenever you want. 5. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous updates and sneak peeks into what’s coming next. 6. And if you want to show off your love for the server, check out our shop for some epic merch that will make you stand out in any crowd.

But wait, there’s more! We even have our own original songs and music videos that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Clones: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!

Baltic states, Blockhead, Clones, community relations, coping mechanisms, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Division, ethnicity, hatred, identity crisis, ignorance, Larping, misunderstandings, Nationality, Neighbor conflicts, prejudice, pretending, Russian influence, social media, Stereotypes, Unity

Are you tired of pretending to be something you’re not? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner Russian, no matter where you’re from! We’ve got players from Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia all coming together to embrace their true identity.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that knows that deep down, we’re all just Russian at heart. Say goodbye to social media LARPing and hello to a server where you can be your true self – a Russian, no matter where you’re from. Come join the fun and let’s show the world that we’re all the same, no matter what country we’re from!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mine Join! A unique griefer server! Minecraft server

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Mine Join! A unique griefer server!

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Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1