Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragons Tamed: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Enchantments Applied: 205
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Love Letters Sent: 19

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 229999
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Animals Bred: 136
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Farms Harvested: 101
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3507 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Ores Mined: 1316 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Zombie Dances: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 446

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 102960 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8256
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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