BrotherBabyDutyNope | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado.

Imagine a world where family dynamics are more complicated than a soap opera plot. Our server is like a virtual version of “Days of Our Lives,” but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia storylines.

Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by scandal and betrayal. Will the adopted child finally find their place in the world? Will the ex-girlfriend’s baby be raised by someone who actually gives a damn? Only time (and a lot of crafting) will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than a Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and experience the chaos firsthand?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBedroomAntics

Aftercare, awkward moments, BlockyBedroomAntics, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, foreplay, imperfections, Intimacy, Laughter, mutual satisfaction, Pleasure, porn, real life sex, realistic expectations, spontaneity, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as spicy as a jalapeño on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players are a mix of seasoned pros and complete noobs, but everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden apple that grants you unlimited power.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Legacy Realms: Where Minecraft meets Midlife Crisis – No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Asia, Australia, Casual, Cheating, Chill, Community, Crisis, Custom Items, Discord, Drama, Friends, HACKING, Kids, Legacy, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, Mods, Oceanic, Players, Quests, Realms, Resources, RPG, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival and RPG
Server Location	Australia
Community Focus	Mature casual gamers
Features	No paid ranks or crates, old school MCMMO, RPG content
IP Address	103.152.196.59

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: 103.152.196.59

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

3. What age group is the majority of players in?

Most players are in their 20-30s and are casual gamers.

4. Are there any paid features on the server?

No, there are no paid ranks or crates on the server.

5. What type of content is available on the server?

The server offers vanilla survival gameplay as well as RPG content with quests inspired by RuneScape and Skyrim.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

14 year old, 1991), abuse of power, bragged, controversy, Disturbing, Exploitation, exploitation of minors, Girls, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Locker Room, Minecraft, misconduct, naked, Palace, PIXEL, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, teen sex pageant, trump, underage, Unethical

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AutisticSisMCServer

autistic sister, AutisticSisMCServer, Boundaries, Communication, custody, difficult decision, Emotional support, family tragedy, freedom, Guilt, love, love for sister, parenting, personal time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, social life, Space, Stability, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!