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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7716 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!